Rob Doerzbacher
Rob Doerzbacher
Senior Copywriter

In the event that you encounter Rob in the wild, the following facts will make it easy to strike up a conversation with him.
Rob prefers shorts over pants. Always.
A prank call landed him his first copywriting gig.
He loves his work, his family, his dog and his fiancé.
He tries his best to love her cats.
Rob has obsessively logged and rated every movie he’s seen since 2007.
His brand experience includes Char-Broil, Fruit of the Loom, Time Warner Cable and Lowes, to name a few.
But his dream client is a local auto mechanic.
He cheers for any team wearing black and gold.
He insists that the New Orleans Saints do not wear the color gold.
Rob sneezes at least once a day.
His work has appeared in Communication Arts, but his sights are set on a Radio Mercury Award.
And, of course, a few pencils.
Rob spent five years hosting a weekly trivia night.
He’s pretty sure there aren’t any questions left to ask.
His best bowling score is 224.
He has some strong opinions on how to improve word processors.
His drink of choice is either a Negroni or a Coors Banquet.
Rob hopes you’re still reading this.
Because if you are, it means he’s still got it.